You gon get raped.

A BIT OF AN EXPLANATION.

The little thing underneath the glass is a Char-clone. A little clone of NasEra's demon form. Its full charcoal, about 5cm long and an additional 3 cm tail. Its what Nas usually uses to see what Nero is doing while she's at work or something. In her demon form, NasEra has 30 total eyes on her tail, and thats the maximum amount of little clones she can disperse at a time. When one is out, one of the tail-eyes closes. She can see what they see, however far away they are.

ALRIGHT. Told you that to tell you this.

Yesterday, while talking to *OliveFingers, we somehow got into the subject of Nero and NasEra being a couple, and how Nas would know what he would be doing. Enter the little char-clones. *OliveFingers LOL'd at it, and said what Nero would do when he found them. Trapping them under glasses, lighting them on fire, burning their heads off with cigarettes, the works.

Then this came up...
*OliveFingers: Nero: *grabs one, looks at it, and looks around* ...<< >> *sticks it up his butt*

And I just died. I told her how much worse that statement was by explaining how the clones work, and then this happened...

*OliveFingers: So nasEra got an eyeful of butt
~covenantlove: Fun.
*OliveFingers: She'd like it
*OliveFingers: Don't even lie
~covenantlove: She probably would.
*OliveFingers: NasEra- Wha... WHA- *uber blush*
~covenantlove: Lol then Nero would come home and Nas would be all twitchy on the couch.
*OliveFingers: Nero: What? Oh, and by the way, don't send those stupid little charcoal things after me. I'm running out of interesting ways to kill 'em. And one is in my butt right now. Poor thing.
~covenantlove: XDD
~covenantlove: For the life of me I can't think of a reaction.
~covenantlove: XD
*OliveFingers: NasEra- Get it out. Right now. Get it out.
*OliveFingers: Nero- Why?
*OliveFingers: NasEra- *lunges for him, tackles him, and shoves hand up his ass*
*OliveFingers: Nero- What the- AHHHTHEFUCCCCKKK
~covenantlove: XDDD
~covenantlove: Enter Neener.
*OliveFingers: Neener- *eyebrows raise considerably* Is.. everything alright? Can I assist with anything...?
*OliveFingers: Nero- *forcing a pained smile* Nope, mmmm just fine, we're trying out a new move we saw in a book somewhere, called the Miner's Daughter, yup. So how about getting me a martini and not mentioning this to anyone?